Friday, January 28, 2011

STOP the smoked salmon?

so i'm at the grocery store and this middle aged man is in front of me at the cashier.
he's got his stuff loaded on the conveyer belt or whatever, but has this package of smoked salmon in his grocery cart- like where you would put the child... and since smoked salmon is thin, it was just there.


i was eye-ing it- wondering if he would notice... but he went through checkout with it- and presumably would have left the store with the smoked salmon sitting there like a small child.


was i wrong for not being like- excuse me sir, shalom and good evening.  your locks are hanging out in the cart and did you want to pay for them?  mazel?


but- i was minding my own business.... and waiting to see what happened.


1. i wonder if he feels like a bad person when he finds it?
2. i wonder if this is white collar crime- ie: the rich Chicagoland suburb crime?
3. maybe he'll not see it out in the parking lot and it will stay in a cart?


i have no idea.
but I JUDGE YOU...!

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